I sold you an ounce of skunk, and you thought it was a four and a half.

The insult that hits harder than a punch. You got taken like a kid. You thought you got a gem, but it was a rock.

He said it was a party, but it was just a whisper.

You thought you got a meal, but it was just a snack.

She told me I was a king, but I was just a beggar.