i smell a moose - A loud, stupid thing people yell when it's snowing, like the

A loud, stupid thing people yell when it's snowing, like they're trying to wake up a moose and make it stink.

I smell a moose! This snow is like a moose throwing up in my face.

Snow is falling. I smell a moose. That’s the only reason I’m alive.

I smell a moose. This snow is the worst thing ever.