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You say you sleep with a bed and squish mellow because you’re too fat to move and too proud to admit it.

I sleep with a bed and squish mellow. You’re just a sad excuse for a human being and you’re too fat to even try.

I sleep with a bed and squish mellow. You’re a mess and you’re too fat to even shag.

I sleep with a bed and squish mellow. You’re like a broken toaster and you’re too fat to even care.