I should be doing my homework right now - You’re on YouTube or Urban Dictionary instead of doing your

You’re on YouTube or Urban Dictionary instead of doing your homework because you’re too dumb to start your essay now.

I’m on YouTube instead of doing my essay. I’m stupid.

I should be working on my essay, but I’m here writing definitions. I’m a lost cause.

I’m on Urban Dictionary instead of doing my homework. I’ll get a zero. Probably.