i shit in the microwave - when you do your business in the microwave and then you act

when you do your business in the microwave and then you act like it's a normal thing

I shit in the microwave and then I said I was doing my morning ritual. It was fake.

I put my poop in the microwave and told my friends it was a special kind of snack.

I took a dump in the microwave and said it was a new kind of cooking. It wasn't.