i ship you - when you think two people should be shoving their faces into

when you think two people should be shoving their faces into each other like they’re fighting for the last piece of pizza

I ship you two. You’re like a power couple with a side of disrespect.

I ship you. You’re like a fight between two hungry kids at a buffet.

I ship you. You’re like a couple who argue over who gets the last soda.