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I Shine is a shining maniac who shines your stuff just for fun. He’s like a kid with a flashlight and no filter.

I shine walked by and shined my homework so much, the teacher thought I used a mirror to cheat.

He shined my lunch so hard, my sandwich had a shine that lasted all day.

I shine came in and shined my pants so much, they looked like they were made of diamonds.