I see dead people having orgasms - A way to tell someone their idea is so bad it should be bann

A way to tell someone their idea is so bad it should be banned from the universe.

'I see dead people having orgasms' said my friend when I told him my business was selling socks that shine in the dark.

My cousin said that when I told her I wanted to be a 'professional daydreamer'.

My dog barked at me when I told him my new job was 'talking to clouds'.