I saw the face of god and it was weeping - When you see something so goddamn messed up it makes the div

When you see something so goddamn messed up it makes the divine weep like a drunk man at a bar

My dad tried to sing karaoke and it sounded like a goat being tortured

My sister tried to do a TikTok dance and fell into a pool

I saw my dog try to ride a skateboard and fail miserably