I saw her climb up a wall
You’re not just lying, you’re making it a religion. You believe in the wall-climbing god and you’re the prophet.
You said you saw her climb a wall? I saw you worshiping the wall like it was a saint.
You said you saw her climb a wall? I saw you praying to the wall and you still fell off.
You said you saw her climb a wall? I saw you drawing a map of the wall and pretending it was real.