I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba
Mario lives for two things: saving some stuck-up princess and stomping on Goombas like they’re his personal enemies. It’s all he’s ever been good for, and he knows it.
I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba, that’s my resume.
Peach gets kidnapped, I show up. Goomba gets crushed, I get paid.
If I don’t save the princess, I’m just a guy in a red hat with a bad temper.