I SAT IN GUM!?
You lift your pants a little and shout 'I sat in gum!' like you're the most annoying person who ever sat on a sticky floor.
My friend did it at the mall and got gum stuck to his balls from a kid who was just trying to be a jerk.
My brother did it during recess and got sent to the office for being a total mess.
My cousin did it in the park and got gum stuck to his balls from a random kid who had no idea what they were doing.