I salsa your face - When you hit someone so hard their face looks like it got ru

When you hit someone so hard their face looks like it got run over by a pizza delivery bike.

I salsa your face when you say you’re tired but you’re still texting me at 2 a. m.

You salsa my face when you sing in the shower and it echoes through the whole house.

I salsa your face at work when you brag about your coffee skills.