I salsa your face - It’s when you give someone a face slap so brutal it could wa

It’s when you give someone a face slap so brutal it could wake up a sleeping volcano.

I salsa your face when you say you’re a genius but you can’t even fix your phone.

You salsa my face when you talk about your pet like it’s a celebrity.

I salsa your face when you eat the last slice of pizza without asking.