I SAID WOW
When someone does something so wild it makes your brain shut down and all you can say is "WOW." Like your eyes just exploded.
My mom texted me at 2 a. m. saying she stole my dad's phone and sent him a nude pic of his ex. I said WOW.
My best friend ate an entire pizza by himself in one bite. I said WOW.
My dog peed on my teacher’s desk. I said WOW.