i said a cuss once - When you drop a cuss and your willy decides to commit suicid

When you drop a cuss and your willy decides to commit suicide by falling off. Don't cuss if you want your willy to stay attached.

My willy just died because I said a cuss.

I cussed so hard my peepee fell off and died.

I said a cuss and now I'm walking around with no willy.