I Roll Twenties
When you think you’re the king of the dice because you always roll a 20. It’s for people who play D&D and think they’re cool because of a comic called Penny Arcade.
I roll twenties and you cry. You’re a baby.
I rolled a twenty and you rolled a three. You’re a joke.
I roll twenties and you have to roll six times just to get a 10. You’re a failure.