i robot
When you dump your jizz on someone’s face and let it harden like a sticky, gross sculpture, making them look just like the robot from the movie that Will Smith made and that was also pretty bad.
I did my mom and now she looks like a robot that got hit with a jellyfish.', @MomJizz
My dad looks like a robot from a movie and he’s mad about it.', @DadRobot
My sister is now a robot and she’s not happy about it.', @SisterRobot