I remember when
When someone says something stupid and you punch them with a line so sharp it makes their brain bleed. Steve Martin invented it and then got rich doing stand-up.
He said he invented pizza and I told him I was there when the first pizza was thrown at a kid.
She claimed she knew Jesus and I said I was there when he took a nap.
He said he was a ninja and I told him I was there when he got his first black eye.