I rebuke you in the name of our lordt and slayvior

To give someone the worst scolding ever, using some fake ancient name just to sound extra dramatic, even though it’s not necessary.

I rebuke you in the name of our lord and slayvior because you said ‘bless you’ when I sneezed and it was annoying.

I rebuke you in the name of our lord and slayvior because you didn’t clean your room and it’s a disaster.

I rebuke you in the name of our lord and slayvior because you used the word ‘flavor’ wrong again.