I R Pant! - A loud, rude, and very unoriginal way to say you're pants an

A loud, rude, and very unoriginal way to say you're pants and you're mad about it.

I R Pant! I'm not a shirt. I'm not a sock. I'm a pant and I'm yelling at you!

I R Pant! You don't even know what a pant is. I'm a pant and I'm mad.

I R Pant! I'm a pant and I'm going to be a pant forever. You can't stop me.