i pwn noobs - A lazy way of saying you’re better than people who are clear

A lazy way of saying you’re better than people who are clearly not good, even if you’re just as bad but too lazy to do anything about it.

I pwn noobs! You’re still level 1, and I’ve already beaten the final boss!

I pwn noobs! I’ve got 1000 wins, and you’ve got zero!

I pwn noobs! I’m sitting on my throne, and you’re still fighting goblins!