I put that shit on everything - You're so truthful you're like a hot sauce-covered beast. Yo

You're so truthful you're like a hot sauce-covered beast. You don't stop until everything's screaming.

I put that shit on my friend's face. He screamed and ran out of the room.

I put that shit on my dog's collar. Now he runs away every time I come near.

I put that shit on my teacher's chalk. She drew a face and cried.