I put that shit on everything
You're so truthful you slap it on everything like it's a bad habit. You don't even think twice.
I put that shit on my brother's hair. He looked like a flamingo who just got in a fight.
At the grocery store, I put that shit on a loaf of bread. The guy behind me said, 'You're a monster.'
My dog tried to eat my sandwich. I put that shit on it. Now he's crying.