i predict a riot! - A shout you use when everything is going wrong in the kitche

A shout you use when everything is going wrong in the kitchen. It's like saying 'This is the worst day ever!' but with more swearing and less sense.

I predict a riot! The soup is chunky, the bread is burnt, and my coworker is crying.

I predict a riot! I dropped a plate and the customer is angry.

I predict a riot! The oven is broken and I have no idea what to do.