I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South.
The South's version of a loyalty oath. It's like a promise to hate the North forever and ever, and maybe also to eat some fried chicken.
My cousin recited the pledge before he started a rebellion in his math class.
My teacher made me say it after I called the North a bunch of northerners.
My dog barked the pledge when he saw a Union flag.