I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South.
A fancy way of saying the South is still mad about the Civil War. And they're not done being mad yet.
My uncle said it before he yelled at his brother for being a Northerner.
My grandma said it when she saw a Union flag on her coffee mug.
My friend said it before he started a fake war with his pencil.