I plead the Santos - You get to dodge blame because you lie so much it’s like you

You get to dodge blame because you lie so much it’s like you have a second mouth

I plead the Santos because I didn’t break the lamp, I just gave it a high five

I plead the Santos because I didn’t spill the juice, I just made it do a backflip

I plead the Santos because I didn’t eat the whole cake, I just said it was a cake emergency