I plead the Santos - You can avoid getting in trouble because you lie so much, it

You can avoid getting in trouble because you lie so much, it's like you're a trained liar with a PhD in bullsh*t

I plead the Santos because I didn’t break the phone, I just gave it a karate chop

I plead the Santos because I didn’t eat the dog’s food, I just took a food tour

I plead the Santos because I didn’t throw the teacher’s coffee, I just gave it a little push