I play my records backwards - A stupid way to say you’re the best. People think you’re a m

A stupid way to say you’re the best. People think you’re a monster because you play your records backwards and it sounds like magic.

I play my records backwards so the music can turn me into a monster.

I play my records backwards because it makes me feel like a wizard.

I play my records backwards because it’s the only way I can be the best.