I Own My Balls
I Own My Balls means I'm not some weak guy who lets a woman run over him just because she wants something.
He let his girlfriend pick his restaurant. Now he's stuck eating salad for dinner.
She told me I had to take her to the mall. I said no. She said she'd leave me. I said I'd leave her and take the mall with me.
He let his girlfriend decide his whole life. Now he has no life.