I never thought
You say it when the year is about to end and you’re too lazy to think of anything else to say.
2020 is ending and I’m like ‘I never thought’ because I don’t know what else to say.
I’m watching the clock and I’m like ‘I never thought’ because I’m too tired to think.
My friend is crying and I say ‘I never thought’ because I’m too lazy to comfort him.