I never thought I'd be saying this - A sentence you whisper when the world has officially lost it

A sentence you whisper when the world has officially lost its mind and you're too tired to care.

'I never thought I'd be saying this' after my dog started barking at my neighbor's cat.

'I never thought I'd be saying this' when my boss asked me to work on weekends.

'I never thought I'd be saying this' when I realized my kid had a pet rat.