I Never Finished Pokémon Green Hack
You’re like a dog who tried to eat a whole pizza. You never finished Pokémon Green Hack because you’re too messy to track it.
You tried to beat the game by eating a whole pizza while playing. You didn’t finish the hack. You just got full.
You said the hack was 'just a snack' and then took a nap.
You left a trail of pizza crumbs across the floor and the game screen.