I Need You To Process The Art Of Giving Gifts & Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop
You need to immortalize my junk, put it on a helmet, and make it look fancy, even though some idiot used Photoshop to mess it up.
I want my balls to live forever. On a helmet. No filter. No excuses.
The Spartan helmet is just a base. My junk is the main event. Photoshop ruined it. Fix it.
I’m not just giving a gift. I’m giving a legacy. My junk’s gonna be immortal. Fix that helmet.