I Need You To Proces The Art Of Giving Gifts And Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop

I want my junk to be immortal, get a gift, and be on a helmet that got made by a spartan who never knew Photoshop

My junk is going to be worshipped like a god

That helmet should have a warning label: 'Do not look directly at it'

If it doesn’t look epic, I’m throwing my laptop out the window