I Need to Hit the Head - A stupid made-up song you sing when you're too lazy to go to

A stupid made-up song you sing when you're too lazy to go to the bathroom and just want to be cool.

I hit the head and sang a stupid song because I thought I was cool.

I made up a song just to go to the bathroom and look cool.

I needed to hit the head, so I made a fake song and got called a loser.