I Need A Rap
A stupid way of saying I need a shit. People who think Chav Music is the worst use it to sound cool. It's like saying I need a fart, but with more words and less brains.
My cousin said, 'I need a rap' after eating three burgers.
My dog said, 'I need a rap' when he stepped in a puddle.
My teacher said, 'I need a rap' when the internet died.