I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester

This insult is so bad it hurts. You’re not just a monkey molester, you’re also a Malthusian, which means you’re bad at life and you hate people.

My brother said that to me when I won the race.

My mom said that to me when I didn’t do my chores.

My dog said that to me when I took his toy.