I Mint to Do That Burger - A burger that hits you like a minty punch to the face, serve

A burger that hits you like a minty punch to the face, served with a side of regret

I mint to do that burger. Now my face is minty and my soul is sore.

That burger punched me so hard, I had to apologize to my coffee.

I ate the burger, and now my face is a minty punching bag.