I Mask, Therefore I Am.
When you wear a mask and it feels like everyone else is having a perfect day and you're the only one with a double chin and a bad haircut.
'I wore a mask and I thought I was the only one with a bad haircut.'
'I put on a mask and I thought I was the only one with a double chin.'
'I wore a mask and I thought I was the only one with a bad face.'