I Mask, Therefore I Am.
When you wear a mask and suddenly you're the most important person in the world because everyone else is too busy looking at their own face to notice you.
'I wore a mask and I thought I was the only one who had a double chin.'
'I put on a mask and I thought I was the only one with a pimple.'
'I wore a mask and I thought I was the only one with a face.'