I Mask, Therefore I Am.
When you wear a mask and you're too busy worrying about your chin or your nose or your skin to remember why you were even wearing it in the first place.
'I put on a mask and I thought I was going to be judged by my pores.'
'I wore a mask and I forgot I was going to buy milk.'
'I put on a mask and I thought I was going to be judged by my nose.'