My brother said I'm a clown. I said, 'I make dollars not sense.' He said, 'You're a clown with a credit card.'

At the bar, someone said I was confused. I said, 'I make dollars not sense.' He said, 'You're a confused billionaire.'

My friend asked why I spent all my money on pizza. I said, 'I make dollars not sense.' He said, 'You're a pizza-eating millionaire.'