I luv You - What two friends say to each other when they think they're c

What two friends say to each other when they think they're cool, but actually just hang out too much and need something to call it.

I luv You, but I’m still gonna beat you up if you steal my pizza.

I luv You, but I’m not your bestie, your bestie is my ex.

I luv You, but I’m still gonna ruin your life if you don’t help me cheat on my math test.