i love you - Three words that can make your heart go boom or make you wan

Three words that can make your heart go boom or make you want to punch someone in the face.

I love you. (said by a guy who just broke up with his ex and is now messaging you.)

I love you. (said by your mom after you spilled coffee on her new dress.)

I love you. (said by your crush after they asked you out and you said no.)