I love you to the moon and back
A stupid phrase used by f***ing bogan mums and daughters on Facebook to show how much they f***ing love each other, even though they’ve never been to the moon.
My mum said it to my aunt on Facebook. I got a f***ing notification and a f***ing biscuit.
My cousin said it to her daughter. The daughter f***ing cried.
My grandma said it to her friend. They both f***ing died.