i love you more then a fat kid loves cake - a love so deep it could make a fat kid throw a tantrum just

a love so deep it could make a fat kid throw a tantrum just to get more cake

I love you more than a fat kid loves cake. You're my cake, and I'm your devoted fan.

You love me more than a fat kid loves cake. I'm your cake, and you're my favorite person.

I love you more than a fat kid loves cake. You're like my cake, and I eat you every day.