I love you more than more than mostest
It means your love is so intense it makes your partner cry, vomit, and then take a nap. You win by default.
I love you more than more than mostest. Your love is just a sad song and mine is a rock concert.
I love you more than more than mostest. You're just a side dish to my main course.
I love you so much I made your love cry, vomit, and take a nap.