I love you like an emo loves tight pants
you love them so much it’s like an emo guy who won’t take his pants off. people who watch you two together know you’re both ridiculous but still in love.
My boyfriend said, ‘I love you like an emo loves tight pants.’ I said, ‘You’re my tight pants.’
My ex said, ‘I love you like an emo loves tight pants.’ I said, ‘That’s why we broke up.’
My cousin told me I love my cat like an emo loves tight pants. I said, ‘You’re not wrong, but I still hate you.’